If you know of someone who insists on exposing himself by wearing very revealing lycra shorts…..read on….

We all know of someone – generally a chap – who insists on doing his sporting activities in public places dressed in the most revealing lycra shorts which leave little to the imagination. These shorts are usually bright, perhaps even white, and in some cases they may have ‘designer’ holes which demonstrate that undergarments are not considered necessary (“Oh that’s where I fell over” or “those pesky thorns are a menace”)

Skimpy Lycra Shorts as preferred by Lycra Larry when jogging

Skimpy Lycra Shorts as preferred by Lycra Larry when jogging

It was my awareness of just such a person that inspired me to write the song ‘Lycra Larry‘ for the Transformates 變 Music Project. Larry is one of those rather sad people that need to expose themselves to their neighbourhood. Clearly it would be illegal to run around naked (well at least in most places) so Larry uses a very thin layer of lycra which, if anything, rather than hiding his ‘parts’ makes them even more obvious.

In the song I have described an ‘incident‘ which involves a lady having a fit, some rather painful medical treatment, and a bit of strategic cross-dressing. However in the end Larry finds his salvation …..and you can discover how if you watch the video.

 

You might like to have this song on your MP3 player or perhaps you know someone who would benefit from it as a gift. Therefore I have included it in the TRANSFORMATES 變 fun songs debut album: ‘Songs of Fun, Deviants and Eunuchs‘ Which is being made available through all reputable music suppliers (e.g. from Amazon via the link here and Spotify via the link here and i-Tunes ‘when they solve their technical glitch’ here).

Happy Jogging!

Chris Duggleby

One of the models we rejected for the Lycra Larry video

One of the models we rejected for the Lycra Larry video

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