Pretty Spandex Boys

The Pretty Spandex Boys joined the TRANSFORMATES Music Project at the beginning of 2016. At that time Chris Duggleby was working out of his South African studio (the arrow in the picture above points to the VALIUMM 3 recording studio near Cape Town). During a coffee break on the balcony he was struck by the sound of the local tribal drums in the distance. Upon further investigation he found the rhythms were being created by some very fit lycra (‘Spandex’) clad lads and some beautiful local sports girls.

Well, to cut a long story short, the boys, with a little additional wardrobe expenditure from Chris, became the Pretty Spandex Boys. The girls, when they were not performing on the beach, were regular contributors to the local choir. Their melodious harmonies made them a ‘must have’ for the music project and they became known within the team as the ‘Choir Girls‘. Here is the first number with the Pretty Spandex Boys – their African Tribal Fertility Dance (with the choir girls helping out in the background):

Following their success with this number the Pretty Spandex Boys decided to give the local tribal magic lady prominence in their next recording. Once again the Choir girls joined in with their unique harmonies and tonal textures. Together they created the ‘Magic Woman Comes‘ – interested? Just click below:

Not to be outdone The Choir Girls asked Chris if they could feature in one of his tracks. No sooner said than done! Here they are illustrating why the Pretty Spandex Boys keep saying – the ‘Choir Girls Turn Me On‘:


If you are looking for the optimal music to suit your sensual moods you might be interested in the following links to collections of the TRANSFORMATES passion inspired music for making love to:

Gentle Sex Music Videos From The VALIUMM Studios

Power Sex Music Videos From the VALIUMM Studios


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Nano Chip Cock Ring Detects STIs – Size, Thrust, and Speed – From Penis via Smartphone to Facebook

Nano Chip Cock Ring Detects STIs – Size, Thrust, and Speed – From Penis via Smartphone to Facebook: A UK Condom Company is releasing a new piece of wearable technology that helps you to track your sexual performance and allows you to download this to your phone and share it via the internet. They have just announced it will also detect Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs). More below:-

i.Con Packaging courtesy of BritishCondoms.UK

While you read why not listen to the tracks on my electro/techno album ‘Studio Valiumm‘ ? – Just click on the box below (it is also on iTunes using the link here):

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Many of us these days have taken to monitoring our activity and fitness levels using wearable devices that directly transmit data to our smartphones, tablets or laptops. Some enthusiasts even share their data and fitness progress with friends and colleagues via social media sites like Facebook. Why should this trend be restricted to non-sexual sporting activities?

A UK condom supplier, BritishCondoms.UK, has decided to take this restriction and turn it into a market opportunity with the forthcoming launch of their new smart condom. Actually to be correct it is not a condom but an electronic ring that you place over the base of a condom when it is on your penis. This high-tech cock ring is packed with nano chip technology and sensors that allow you to know exactly what your Willy is doing (That is – if you are a bloke and assuming you don’t know already).

If i.Con data indicates your thrusts need more power – try playing this next time:

Sadly many men have a somewhat inflated view of how good they are when it comes to ‘performing’ with their partners. This view does not always coincide with the partner’s view. Conversely some of us get rather tired of hearing that our performance was at best ‘slightly below average‘ (…’but keep trying’).

With the i.Con (that is the name of the new nano penis ring) you can now get analytical support that precisely confirms your (or your partner’s) performance level. It will give confidence to those who underestimate their ability and provide an incentive to those who perhaps have some ‘room for improvement’. In fact it can also measure the calories burned in sex so you can use it as part of a holistic fitness monitoring regime.

You can share i.Con data – for example at church – to demonstrate abstinence:

What do the suppliers claim for this device?:

i.Con will record:

  • Calories burnt during sexual intercourse
  • Speed of thrusts
  • Total number of thrusts
  • Frequency of sessions
  • Total duration of sessions
  • Average velocity of thrusts
  • Girth measurement
  • Different positions used (currently undergoing BETA testing)
  • Average skin temperature

Importantly Adam Leverson, the Lead Engineer on the i.Con project has just announced that it will also have built-in indicators to alert the users to any potential Sexually Transmitted Infections present. This means the ring will not only monitor performance and various other stats, but will also detect STI’s such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.

So how does it feel to wear one? Well in the words of the suppliers it’s a ring that will sit over a condom at the base. You can use the ring over and over again. They claim it is extremely comfortable, water resistant and lightweight, ‘you won’t even know it’s there’ ensuring maximum pleasure and peace of mind. They also point out that you can use it with any condom you wish to use (and they certainly have quite a lot in their own range to choose from).

If the i.Con indicates you need to improve your rhythm try this:

Having a nano-chip and various sensors this nano penis ring can measure and remember several different variables about your ‘sessions’. Once your session is completed, you can use the dedicated i.Con app to download your recent data using Bluetooth technology. After the download the i.Con clears its memory ready for your next session.

Don’t worry about the electro-cock ring running out of juice before you do – it is supposed to be able to run for 6-8 hours between charges (charging is via a micro USB port that you can plug into the mains or your computer). It takes about one hour to recharge the device. I presume you can not use it while it is still connected for charging (note to marathon athletes: risk of electrocution).

Sometimes a bit of ‘classical’ can put you in the perfect sensual mood:

Although they do not have to – users will have the option to share their data with the global i.Con user community (via your preferred social media site, e.g. Facebook). At the time of writing it was not clear whether this was included in the software that Wikileaks claims the CIA can hack – but if they can this could provide you with an added incentive to ‘up’ your performance.

I understand the i.Con can be adjusted to suit an individual’s Willy size using a special band adjustment feature. This band will allow a user to flex the ring to the correct size to optimise comfort.

It will be ready for general release to the public during 2017 but interested consumers can register with the website now (the link is here). It will be priced at £59.99. This price will hopefully prevent braggarts trying to wear multiple rings (unlike the gentleman in Germany who needed the fire-brigade to remove his 13 cock rings – more info on that story here).

If your i.Con data suggests more ‘gentleness’ try playing this in the background:

A final comment from Aaron Slater, a spokesperson for British Condoms: “We knew we were on the cusp of creating something special with i.Con and bringing a new meaning to ‘wearable tech’, but being advocates of safe sex, we wanted something more and the addition of an STI (Sexually Transmitted Infection) indicator has certainly done that.

I laud the addition of the STI indicator. The i.Con is currently in final stages of ‘field’ testing before its release later this year. I can not comment on whether my backing singers, the Pretty Spandex Boys, have been involved in the field testing for this device but they do seem to have been spending a lot of time hogging the USB ports in the recording studio recently.

Have fun, but have it safely,

Chris Duggleby

After a strenuous session trying out your new naughty nano technology why not calm down with my album ‘Electro Baroque‘ (all tracks are available on iTunes using the link here)?:

If you found this article interesting please consider taking a look at some of my other recent reports on similar subjects.

Just click on the titles below:

…starting with some fun related articles:

Feb 28th 2017: Vaccinations Cause Children to Masturbate – Public Frustration At Austrian Article:

16th Oct 2016: How to Prevent Smelly Trumps – Scientific Breakthrough in Australia – Good Carbs Mean Good Farts 

9th March 2016: Penis Ring Emergency – German Fire Fighters Rescue Man From Painful 13 Cock Ring Torture: Vorsprung durch Technik and erectile dysfunction

21st June 2015: Bio-undies: Guilt free Passion with ‘Easy Emma’ and ‘Loose Harry’and Getting Rid of Garden Snails with Rent-a-Duck

4th March 2015: Hamburg Reeperbahn (St. Pauli): Germans install walls that urinate on passers-by

17th April 2014: Niche On-line Dating Services (Specialities: Herpes, Thrush and Genital Warts)

18th August 2012: How Bavarians and Austrians use their middle fingerFingerhakeln: a men-only sport (did Arnold Schwarzenegger start training this way?).

You can also find some of my more humorous reports in the Alpine Press section of this site using the link here.

some here is some more serious stuff:

12th June 2016 Hospital Serial Killer – Super Bugs Created With Jumping Genes During Bacterial Sex

21st May 2016 Skin Cancer and Cataracts From Your Car – Poor UV Side Protection – Windows Tested From 15 Vehicle Makers

19th April 2016 Torture In The Shower – Face and Body Soap Allergies – Main Suspect: Pears Transparent Soap

3rd March 2016 Using Gene Drives To Change Mosquito Sex In Fight Against Zika, Dengue and Malaria

3rd Feb 2016 Zika Infection Spread By Sex In Dallas – Earlier Sexual Transmission In Colorado – Detailed Symptoms 

31st Jan 2016  Bed Bugs – Insecticide Resistance – Arbovirus Transmission – Zika and Microcephy

13th Jan 2016 Kill Head Lice In A Day With The Newly Developed Plasma Nitcomb From The German Fraunhofer Institute

26th July 2015 Poison in your Washing Machine: Allergic Contact Dermatitis from Laundry Detergents, Softeners, Conditioners and Whiteners

29th December 2012: Spreading diarrhea and vomit through the washing machine– The Norovirus propagator in our kitchen

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